OKAY LET ME TELL YOU FUCKERS ABOUT THIS WATER.
IT’S BLACK RIGHT. YOU THINK ‘WELL SHIT IT’S GOTTA HAVE A FLAVOR’. WELL GUESS WHAT. IT FUCKING DOESN’T. IT’S JUST PURE, BLACK WATER. LIKE THE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IT IS.
BUT GUESS WHAT. NOT ONLY IS IT SUPER MOTHERFUCKING HEALTHY, THEY ALSO DONATE PART OF THEIR PROFITS TO AUTISM AWARENESS AND RESEARCH. HOW FUCKING BAD ASS IS THAT?
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Bad ass water
Most metal water of life
I hate to be the fucking killjoy of the year but unfortunately i have to step in and say DO NOT BUY THIS.
the money doesn’t go to autism research, they are donating to GENERATION MOTHERFUCKING RESCUE.
GENERATION RESCUE IS THE MAIN ORGANIZATION THAT SAYS AUTISM IS CAUSED BY VACCINES. they’re anti-vax and their yearly conference, Autism One, promotes dangerous and unproven therapies for autism like the MMS treatment. which is nice code for ‘force-feeding autistic kids bleach’.
ON TOP OF ALL THAT. as if “being anti-vax” and “shoving bleach into kids” wasn’t enough to make you dislike them. these people help kids even less than autism speaks does, as an organization. they’re completely against the idea of neurodiversity and yeah, they’re just generally shitty to autistic people.
DO NOT BUY BLK WATER unless you like measles, whooping cough, and dangerous treatments for conditions that don’t need a cure.
THANK YOU.
afraiddave